bahan lawak ketike stress

adeh..aku sangat tensen bile mengenangkan fyp aku xwat paper lagik,,huk2..sv pon aku xder jumpe lagik,,waaaa..meleleh da air mate.
jadi lepas je habeh kelas french..aku dengan selambenyeh melepakkan badan di atas kapet yang berape nak sedap..dan tido samapaila kol 1530..solat jap..then bukak tenet.haha..
tanpa belengah aku mencarik bahan lawak bagi m'curekan ketensenan ni..bahan ni aku pagerized jek..ehee..ntah nape aku ketawe dengan sunggoh2 selepas membace cerite neh..ahahaha..
pastuh dan2 aku teringatkan ezora..ala pasal die kantoi tuh..uhu..poyo ar kau!lalala..mintak maap andai menyinggong perasaan mane2 hati..lol

Kisah ini berlaku sekitar tahun 1979

Anak : Bapak...Burung aper tu?
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Anak : Burung aper?
Bapak : Burung Murai
Anak : Burung aper?
Bapak : Burung Murai
Anak : Burung aper?

PELEMPANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!! (Si bapak tampor)

Anak : HuaaaaaaHuaaaaaaaHuaaaaaaa!! (meleleh air mata)
Bapak : Besok kalau Tuhan kasi betul-betul telinga kau tuli baru kau tahu! Udah!!! Jgn permainkan orang tua-tua... tak baik!!!!

Si anak mengangguk-ngangguk tanda paham ckp bapaknya...

lagi satu bahan lawak..mengingatkan aku kepada ex aku yang gay.lol..biaw la..tapi...biaw2

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"